Sometimes you just need a cold, hard reality check. There is no cure for being a cunt. Other than to not be a cunt. But if you're a cunt you probably don't even know you're a cunt so you won't be concerned with trying not to be a cunt. It's one of life's great injustices. The rest of us are just stuck with your cunting cuntiness.
My tea towels are all 100% linen and they are the only tea towels I use personally because they are soft and absorbent and don't leave lint everywhere. The more you use them, the more absorbent they become.
I put the embroidery towards the bottom right hand corner on each tea towel to maximise the available drying space and make them more practical. If you'd like the design placed elsewhere on the towel I can do that too, just let me know.
Dimensions: Tea towel measures 50 x 70cm, and the actual embroidery is 15 x 15 cm.
Colour: You can choose from white, grey or black tea towel. You can also choose your embroidery colour from the drop-down options.