You've begged, pleaded and threatened me. It's even been presented to me as a 'dying wish'. Seriously. Ya'll need to get out more!
The people have spoken. You don't want my shitty printed 'cunt cushion' you want the embroidered one. The one that caused all the brouhaha. The one that people lost their tiny minds over in 2016. You also want tea towels with 'moist' on them and t-shirts telling people to 'namaste the fuck away' from you. And you want them embroidered, no matter how long that takes.
And me? Well, I need to keep my humanitarian projects funded...which isn't happening right now. So, we're doing this.
This is how it will work. Over the next three months I'll be selling gift vouchers. You will essentially be assisting me to crowdfund an embroidery machine and the things I need to set up a workshop in the USA.
Purchase before the end of December and you will receive a 30% bonus on the value of your voucher. For every $100 you spend you will receive $130 in credit. $50 gives you $65 in credit.
Purchase a voucher in January and you will receive a 20% bonus on the value of your voucher. For every $100 you spend you will receive $120 in credit. $50 gives you $60 credit.
Purchase a voucher in February and you will receive a 10% bonus on the value of your voucher. For every $100 you spend you will receive $110 in credit. $50 gives you $55 credit.
Gift vouchers will be issued at the start of March, when we relaunch Pretty Fkn Embroidery. You can then use your voucher to place your order. Standard order processing times will apply.
- Vouchers can only be used to purchase from the Pretty Fkn Embroidery range, not our printed merch or other brands.
- Prices will remain as they were when we closed, and include free worldwide shipping.
- I intend to relaunch as much of the original range as possible. This includes cushion covers, tea towels, aprons and t-shirts.
- I will need to source new suppliers, so the new range of products may differ slightly to the previous ones. I will, however, guarantee that the quality of all products will remain as high or higher than before.
- All items from the presale will be made by me. I cannot guarantee that I will continue to head production in the future. Presale is the only way to guarantee you get an Aunty Cate made product.
- Vouchers will be delivered by email. Please make sure you enter a valid email address at checkout.
- Pre-sale vouchers start at $25. There is no upper limit. You can buy as much as you like. Purchases over $200 will receive a free gift.
Buying price guide - Cushion Covers $55AU, Tea Towels $25AU, Aprons $45AU, T-shirts $35-$50AU - all include worldwide shipping.