Pretty Fkn Affirmations t-shirts

My Pretty Fkn Affirmation t-shirts aren’t about ‘positive thinking’ - they’re about survival. They’re not about 'wealth creation' or 'putting out into the world what you want in return’, or any fucking new-aged bullshit, they’re just about getting people through the day. Alive. They’ve been designed with my fellow anxiety/depression/mental anomaly battlers in mind. The embroidery is upside-down on every shirt, so we can read it while we are navel-gazing/avoiding eye-contact/having a panic attack. It’s a little gentle hug from your favorite Aunty. A cheer from the sidelines saying ‘you’re not alone’, even though it may feel like it sometimes. It’s a “yes, you can!” when your head is saying ‘I can’t do this!’ It’s an “I see you” when you feel like no one else in this fucked up world understands. It’s a "fuck them, you do you" when you’re being crucified just for trying to be yourself. It’s a "you are enough" when you feel like you will never be enough for anyone. 

from $45.00

Please check the t-shirt information for each style below. There is a photo of each style included, and detailed sizing information in the chart below. Measurements shown are actual garment sizes. For best results find a t-shirt you love and check the measurements and then find the closest match. I've tried to cater for everyone - I realise this is impossible, if there's a specific style you'd like me to stock in future please let me know. 

Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee $45.00

• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton
• Weight 140GSM
• Side seams, retail fit
• Shoulder to shoulder taping
• Unisex sizing
• Tearaway label
• Check the sizing chart below for size details
• Available in any colour, as long as it's black - you can choose your embroidery colour from the option

Ladies Fitted V-Neck Tee $52.95

• 100% cotton preshrunk jersey
• Weight 150GSM
• Mitred V-neck pattern rib knit collar
• Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Side seam construction with stylish tapered fit
• Double needle sleeves and bottom hem.
• Check the sizing chart for size details
• Available in any colour, as long as it's black - you can choose your embroidery colour from the options

Ladies Fitted Round Neck Tee $52.95

• 100% cotton preshrunk jersey
• Weight 150GSM
• Feminine double needle rib knit collar
• Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Side seam with stylish tapered cut
• Double needle sleeves and bottom hem
• Check the sizing chart for size details
• Available in any colour, as long as it's black - you can choose your embroidery colour from the options

Unisex Fair Trade Relaxed Fit Tee $54.95

• 100% preshrunk cotton jersey
• Weight 200GSM - thicker weight t-shirt
• taped neck & shoulders, seamless double needle 2.22cm collar 
• double needle sleeve & bottom hems
• sweatshop free, child labor free clothing
• Oeko-Tex® Standard 100 certified 
• Check the sizing chart below for size details
• Available in any colour, as long as it's black - you can choose your embroidery colour from the options.

Sizing Information 

Measurements shown are the actual garment measurements in centimetres. For best fit find a t-shirt you love and see which size is the closest match.

Please select carefully, while we do accept exchanges on t-shirts, a $5 restocking fee and return shipping fees applies.

 What Is Subliminal Embroidery?

Subliminal embroidery is embroidery which is done in the closest possible colour match to the fabric of your t-shirt. If you're cautious about wearing a t-shirt that makes a statement, try a subliminal t-shirt for a more subtle effect. At a quick glance it looks like a blank t-shirt, but on closer inspection the embroidery becomes more obvious. Perhaps avoid this option if you don't want people staring at your tits. #justsayin

Choose the "subliminal" option in the embroidery colour option.