I Will Not Keep Calm & You Can Fuck Off // Black Canvas Cushion Cover // Choose Your Embroidery Colour
Don't tell me to keep calm. Ever.
Fuck calm and anyone who suggests it.
Destroy the joint.
My cushion covers are made from black durable-as-fuck canvas with reinforced seams, so when your feral fucking kids throw them on the floor and slide down the hallway on them screaming "I'm the lizard queen" there's half a chance they might actually survive.
They have an envelope back, so the insert is easy to get out, and no zippers for the little fuckers to break. You can chuck these in the washing machine, hang them on the line and bang 'em back on your couch - fresh as a motherfucken daisy.
To keep the costs down, you're buying the cushion cover ONLY - the postage costs are ridiculous with the inserts included. You can pick up an insert from Spotlight or Lincrafts, or most craft stores for a few bucks. You're after a number 18 insert.
SIZE: Cushion cover measures approximately 40cm square.
COLOUR: Fabric is black, you can choose your embroidery colour from the options.