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I Will Not Keep Calm and You Can Fuck Off // 100% Linen Tea Towel // Custom Colours Available


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Don't tell me to keep calm. Ever.

Fuck calm and anyone who suggests it.

Destroy the joint.

My tea towels are all 100% linen and they are the only tea towels I use personally because they are soft and absorbent and don't leave lint everywhere. The more you use them, the more absorbent they become.

COLOUR CHOICE: You can choose from either white, grey or black tea towel, and you can choose the colour of the embroidery. I've given some options in the drop down box but if you want a different colour, just email me and I'll get that shit right under control for you, ASAP! 

The embroidery on this tea towel is placed at the bottom in the centre. If you'd like the design placed elsewhere on the towel I can do that too, just let me know.

Dimensions: Tea towel measures 50 x 70cm, and the actual embroidery is 23.5 x 14.5 cm.

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