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I Will Not Keep Calm and You Can Fuck Off // 100% Cotton Apron // Custom Colours Available

$35.00
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Don't tell me to keep calm. Ever.

Fuck calm and anyone who suggests it.

Destroy the joint.

My aprons are 100% durable-as-fuck cotton. You can machine wash the fuck out of these. Hang them on the line or chuck them in the dryer if you can't be fucked with pegs. I can't be fucked with pegs.

What else can I tell you? It's a fkn apron.

Apron measures 80cm long x 70cm wide at the bottom hem. The actual embroidery is 17 x 10cm

Apron comes in black or "natural" you can choose the embroidery colour in the options.  The colour pictured is white.

 

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  1. Fkn awesome 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 26th Nov 2015

    What's better than a kick arse linen apron?When it's an apron with rude words. Great quality and fancy pants embroidery which was true to the colour chart.

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