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I Wasn't Born With Enough Middle Fingers // Black Canvas Banner // Choose Your Embroidery Colour


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Big, fat, steaming nod to my old mate Marilyn Manson. My favourite line from his "Irresponsible Hate Anthem" off Antichrist Superstar.

Or, just the fkn truth!

My banners are made from durable-as-fuck polyester canvas, fully lined at the back with stunning designer fabrics, so even the fkn back looks good. You can hang your awesome piece of bannerism by the 55cm length of baker's twine, which is attached to a sturdy, yet light weight, drilled dowel. The fucking strings won't be falling of my banners, thank you very fkn much.

Hang it on your wall. Or stick it in a drawer where no one will see it...if you're that way inclined. Weirdo.

Approximate banner measurements: 

Dowel length - 40cm

Flag width - 35cm

Flag length - 38cm at the longest point

Entire length (incl. string) - 57cm

Please remember that all Pretty Fkn Embroidery awesomeness is handmade and therefore you should expect every item to be slightly different. That's what makes them Pretty Fkn Awesome.

Colours: Fabric is black canvas. It matches our very fkn sexy cushion covers. You can choose your embroidery colour from the options.

NOTE: Backing fabrics vary. I generally attempt to coordinate them with the embroidery colours used but it depends what I have available in my stash at the time. If there is a particular colour you DON'T want used on the back, just add a note in the comments section and I'll do my best to accommodate your request!

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