By popular demand! V2.0 of our very popular "Fuck the Dishes" tea towel, to match our similarly popular "Make me Moist" tea towel.
Fuck the dishes. Go make wild passionate love... to a block of chocolate* and watch TV.
*Not to be taken literally. Unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case - go for it.
My tea towels are all 100% linen and they are the only tea towels I use personally because they are soft and absorbent and don't leave lint everywhere. The more you use them, the more absorbent they become.
COLOUR CHOICE: You can choose from black, white or grey tea towel, and you can choose the colour of the embroidery. I've given some options in the drop down box but if you want a different colour, just email me and I'll get that shit right under control for you, ASAP!
The embroidery on this tea towel is placed at the bottom in the centre. If you'd like the design placed elsewhere on the towel I can do that too, just let me know.
Dimensions: Tea towel measures 50 x 70cm, and the actual embroidery is 17 x 11 cm.