Almost all of my designs are based on things I frequently say in real life. Every single time I enter my kitchen - "Fuck off - just kill me now"
My tea towels are all 100% linen and they are the only tea towels I use personally because they are soft and absorbent and don't leave lint everywhere. The more you use them, the more absorbent they become.
COLOUR CHOICE: You can choose from white, grey or black tea towel, you can also choose your embroidery colours. I've given some options in the drop down box but if you want a different colour, just email me and I'll get that shit right under control for you, ASAP!
I put the embroidery towards the bottom right hand corner on each tea towel to maximise the available drying space and make them more practical. If you'd like the design placed elsewhere on the towel I can do that too, just let me know.
Dimensions: Tea towel measures 50 x 70cm, and the actual embroidery is 17 x 7 cm.