Fuck Cancer Cushion - Design One // Black Canvas Cushion Cover // Choose Your Ribbon Colour

You know what? Cancer can get fucked. Fuck cancer and its fucking dog. 

We pretty much all know someone who has fought the good fight against this insidious disease. Whether you're buying this as a tribute to someone dear departed, or to raise the spirits of someone facing the long road ahead, we really hope that our 'Fuck Cancer' range will help bring strength, love and comfort to all who see them. 

My cushion covers are made from black durable-as-fuck canvas with reinforced seams, so when your feral fucking kids throw them on the floor and slide down the hallway on them screaming "I'm the lizard queen" there's half a chance they might actually survive.

They have an envelope back, so the insert is easy to get out, and no zippers for the little fuckers to break. You can chuck these in the washing machine, hang them on the line and bang 'em back on your couch - fresh as a motherfucken daisy.

To keep the costs down, you're buying the cushion cover ONLY - the postage costs are ridiculous with the inserts included. You can pick up an insert from Spotlight or Lincraft, or most craft stores for a few bucks. You're after a number 18 insert.

SIZE: Cushion cover measures approximately 40cm square.

COLOUR: Fabric is black, you can choose the colour of your ribbon from the options - the text will remain white. If you'd like to change this, just send me an email and I'll work with you to create exactly what you want.

When you buy a cushion cover, or any other product from the 'Fuck Cancer' range, $5 from each item will be donated to my cancer charity of choice - Cancer Gets LOST, a fkn awesome organisation run by my mates Jared and Jo. Cancer gets LOST uses the power of fandom (read: LOST tragics who can't get over a TV show that ended YEARS ago) and channels that energy (and any money they can milk out of us) towards finding a cure for cancer. Since their humble beginnings they've expanded to include items, many of which have been autographed by actual, real-life celebrities, from a whole range of TV shows, and various other pop culture icons. If you want to get amongst the good shit and help a worthwhile cause, you can follow them on Twitter and like the fuck out of them on Facebook.

Common Cancer Awareness Ribbon Colours

All Cancers - Lavender

Brain Cancer - Grey

Breast Cancer - Pink

Cervical Cancer - Teal/White

Childhood Cancer - Gold

Colon Cancer - Dark Blue

Hodgkin's Lymphoma - Violet

Kidney Cancer - Orange

Leukaemia - Orange

Lung Cancer - White

Lymphoma - Lime Green

Melanoma - Black

Ovarian Cancer - Teal 

Pancreatic Cancer - Purple

Prostate Cancer - Light Blue

Sarcoma/Bone Cancer - Yellow

Testicular Cancer - Orchid