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Fuck Cancer // 100% Cotton Apron // Custom Colours Available


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You know what? Cancer can get fucked. Fuck cancer and its fucking dog. 

We pretty much all know someone who has fought the good fight against this insidious disease. Whether you're buying this as a tribute to someone dear departed, or to raise the spirits of someone facing the long road ahead, we really hope that our 'Fuck Cancer' range will help bring strength, love and comfort to all who see them. 

My aprons are 100% durable-as-fuck cotton. You can machine wash the fuck out of these. Hang them on the line or chuck them in the dryer if you can't be fucked with pegs. I can't be fucked with pegs.

What else can I tell you? It's a fkn apron.

Apron measures 80cm long x 70cm wide at the bottom hem. The actual embroidery is 15.5 x 11cm

Apron comes in black or "natural" and you can choose the colour of the ribbon from the options. Your text will be in a lighter or darker shade of the same colour, depending on the colour you choose.  If you'd like to change this, just send me an email and I'll work with you to create exactly what you want.

When you buy a tea towel, or any other product from the 'Fuck Cancer' range, $5 from each item will be donated to my cancer charity of choice - Cancer Gets LOST, a fkn awesome organisation run by my mates Jared and Jo. Cancer gets LOST uses the power of fandom (read: LOST tragics who can't get over a TV show that ended YEARS ago) and channels that energy (and any money they can milk out of us) towards finding a cure for cancer. Since their humble beginnings they've expanded to include items, many of which have been autographed by actual, real-life celebrities, from a whole range of TV shows, and various other pop culture icons. If you want to get amongst the good shit and help a worthwhile cause, you can follow them on Twitter and like the fuck out of them on Facebook.


Common Cancer Awareness Ribbon Colours

All Cancers - Lavender

Brain Cancer - Grey

Breast Cancer - Pink

Cervical Cancer - Teal/White

Childhood Cancer - Gold

Colon Cancer - Dark Blue

Hodgkin's Lymphoma - Violet

Kidney Cancer - Orange

Leukaemia - Orange

Lung Cancer - White

Lymphoma - Lime Green

Melanoma - Black

Ovarian Cancer - Teal 

Pancreatic Cancer - Purple

Prostate Cancer - Light Blue

Sarcoma/Bone Cancer - Yellow

Testicular Cancer - Orchid

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