FAQ (fucking annoying questions)
1. How long will it take to get my order?
Different items on our website will ship from different locations. Our Print Partners are located in China, the UK and the USA. You should allow at least two weeks for the processing of your order (everything is made to order). You should allow another two weeks for the delivery of your order. Average shipping time for international orders is usually 5 - 21 days, depending on the location. Most items will arrive within two weeks of despatch.
SHORT ANSWER - ALLOW FOUR WEEKS.
2. It's been more than four weeks, and I haven't received my order. Can you help me find it?
Fuck, yes. Send me a message and I'll do everything I can to help locate your order. Keep in mind that I don't control every delivery service in the world, however. I am only human. Patience is a virtue... or some shit.
3. What if shit don't fit?
A detailed size chart is included for every item, I STRONGLY urge you to use it. Almost every size chart shows the actual garment measurements for each item. Take a shirt you know fits well and measure it to compare the sizing. Due to the customised nature of our merch, if you order the wrong size WE LOSE MONEY. We cannot get a refund from our print partners. If you fail to measure correctly and order an incorrect size, rest assured we are talking about you behind your back. In good faith, however, we will offer a STORE CREDIT to compensate for your stupidity. Lord knows it must be hard being THAT DUMB.
Store credit will be for the value of the item only, not for the cost of shipping.
4. What if my shit is faulty, or I got the wrong shit?
Seems highly unlikely to me, but in the event that you've received an item which is in some way faulty, or completely different to what you ordered, hit me up and we'll work with you to resolve the issue ASAP.
5. What if I change my mind?
You're an idiot. Sell your shit on eBay and don't contact me.
6. Why are you so fucking angry?
I work in retail customer service. This requires no further explanation.