Dead Guys Don't Play Trumpet - eBook - MOBI // PDF // EPUB

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If you're reading this you probably already know who I am and what I do but if you're new to me and the unadulterated fiasco that is my life, here's the low-down...

My name is Cate Bolt, people like to call me Aunty Cate or CaBo. I'm just an average middle-aged mum of nine who started an orphanage in Indonesia. My orphanage is primarily funded by me sewing 'cunt' on soft furnishings... and selling pictures of my tits. I live in a Walking Dead themed converted school bus and I drive a hot pink Kombi...it matches my hair. I have a few tattoos and I tend to swear quite a fucking lot.

Maybe I'm not what you'd call your 'average' humanitarian but I have saved lives. I've been to some of the darkest and most fucked up places - both physically and metaphorically. I'm best known, however, as the creator of the 'cunt cushion' that went viral... and the customer service smackdown queen.

For years now people have been asking me to compile all my best "Messages From People Who Don't Really Like Us Very Much" and other replies to mouth-breathers in a handy-dandy, take-anywhere compendium - and here it is.

You can choose the download format - or download all three if you like - once your purchase is complete.

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Posted by Unknown on 26th Dec 2018

Such a great read. Worth every cent. I'm off to buy a hard copy for my kids. You are inspirational <3
Fkn awesome, I'm lost for words

Posted by Brady Orr on 25th Dec 2018

Buy it, just buy it. Look at the price, you would drop that on 2 iced coffees at the servo. Give it to someone who deserves it more than you ever will. A simple and unique concept for an awesome e-book.