CUSTOM TEXT CUSHION IMPORTANT INFORMATION
- 40 CHARACTERS INCLUDING SPACES AND PUNCTUATION
- YOU MAY USE UPPER AND LOWERCASE LETTERS - IT WILL BE STITCHED AS WRITTEN
- FONT IS AS SHOWN ON EXAMPLE
- LETTER SIZING WILL DEPEND ON THE NUMBER OF CHARACTERS. LESS CHARACTERS = BIGGER LETTERS.
- LAYOUT IS AT MY DISCRETION (trust me, I've done one or two of these, I'll make it look good)
- NO PROOF WILL BE SENT PRIOR TO STITCHING - Check and double check your spelling.
- I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR SHITTY GRAMMAR
- YOU WILL GET IT WHEN IT ARRIVES. I WILL DO MY BEST TO PROCESS WITHIN OUR NORMAL TIMES BUT CUT ME SOME SLACK IF IT TAKES LONGER
*** I reserve the right to refuse orders that contain phrases which I consider to be bigoted, hateful or that incite violence. I WILL NOT process orders that contain the following words - 'faggot', 'retard' or 'nigger'***
What company boardroom/waiting room/lunch room/every fucking boss's office doesn't need one of these cushions? Fuck, it's even in 'executive black'* so it's like it's just meant to go there.
*I just made that colour up.
Who are we kidding. These belong everywhere. Either on their own or in a mass gathering so people know what you really think.
My cushion covers are made from black durable-as-fuck canvas with reinforced seams, so when your feral fucking kids throw them on the floor and slide down the hallway on them screaming "I'm the lizard queen" there's half a chance they might actually survive.
They have an envelope back, so the insert is easy to get out, and no zippers for the little fuckers to break. You can chuck these in the washing machine, hang them on the line and bang 'em back on your couch - fresh as a motherfucken daisy.
To keep the costs down, you're buying the cushion cover ONLY - the postage costs are ridiculous with the inserts included. You can pick up an insert from Spotlight or Lincrafts, or most craft stores for a few bucks. You're after a number 18 insert.
SIZE: Cushion cover measures approximately 40cm square.
COLOUR: Fabric is black, you can choose your embroidery colour from the options.