If you're classy and you know it clap your...hands.
* Made of high-grade waterproof fabric with microfiber leather, durable, water-resistant.
* One main compartment, not big enough to carry a body...unless it's really impossibly small.
* One interior pocket for small items (ex husband's penis, perhaps?)
* Sturdy portable belt and adjustable shoulder carry strap.
Printed merch is shipped from China. We are not able to advise you on the customs regulations that apply to your country. You will be responsible for any customs due. If you are unsure whether your order will be subject to import taxes, consult your relevant government website. We will not refund items that have been left unclaimed at customs because you don't want to pay the duties.